Drake shares Miami Beach front longevity doc with Blaine Trump

Drake shares Miami Beach longevity doc with Blaine Trump

Rapper Drake tested detrimental for the virus. Having said that, self-quarantining in his big shack in Toronto, he showed the environment his amazing sneaker collection. Sneakerheads rejoiced.

Drake phone calls Miami Beach front-centered longevity medical doctor Michael Hall — whose shoppers include Simon Cowell, HRH Princess Firyal of Jordan, king and queen of downtown Swaziland — when he requires CV assistance.

Blaine Trump gets to the doc through telemedicine. For neighborhood household visits, Dr. Corridor is sending non-public nurses to give IV drips loaded with zinc and vitamin C.

Hey, we gotta adapt to all this

Mineola’s Rabbi Perl: “I bought the bravery to check with my spouse why she insisted on a sermon. She reminded me that in shul, I make the sermons. At home, she can make them!

“So: Four queries of Elijah the Prophet. Like, Can we respectfully ask you to put on a surgical mask? They’re in four colours. As an angel, you could value the blue just one. It’s much more of a heavenly coloration.

“Two: Can you be sure to wash your arms with liquid soap for 20 seconds prior to ingesting the Seder wine?

“Three: Be truthful, traveling to your previous residence, did you follow social distancing? If not, never worry, we’re all hiding in the closet right up until you go away.

“Four: For cleanliness applications, drink up all the wine. Enough with the sipping.”

Pols can self-mock

NYC’s Interior Circle spoof has absent poof. April’s yearly New York Hilton poop-on-the-pols event is not. The city’s biggest almost 2,000-place hotel is shut and a probably was smaller sized much less expensive Ziegfeld Ballroom — but now nisht.

Writers ordinarily commence brewing their poison months in advance, but now nothing’s to be carried out. Our town politicians will just have to keep inside and pee on just about every other.

Theme song aids

Liz Callaway, on your own, driving her automobile, is singing Stephen Schwartz’s “Beautiful City” East Aspect, West Aspect, all all-around the city. A taped orchestra and chorus accompanies her. In a verse: “Out of the ruins and rubble … Out of our evening of battle/Can we see a ray of hope?”

In the chorus: “We can develop a attractive town . . . Not a city of angels/But we can develop a city of man.”

Be optimistic!

NYC: Think of surviving wars, profession of nations, deprivation, brutality of focus camps, jail camps. Terror signifies bombs slipping on London in the Blitz. Not everyone will get the virus. People today in their 80s are surviving it. Age is no automatic demise sentence. Straighten out. Keep home, and dangle on restricted. Search up — not down.

Wins & losses

The profiteers: A single obtained a notification about exercising on Skype for $300 a session. A luxurious manufacturer provided to assign a “guide” for on line buying. An additional informed of a 10 % discounted for stockings and pantyhose — which who-thehell is out carrying.

The nonprofiteers: A home owner began cleansing out. Into significant black garbage baggage arrived aged pillows, rusted patio tchotchkes, frayed materials, also dead plants. Sanitation truckers, compensated annually even if the homeowner’s away for months, opened just about every bag, determined their position was to not acquire everything nature relevant — like plants — and dumped individuals exact objects on the stoop.

Regime alter

Soon females will strut white hair, chin whiskers, cheek wrinkles, scraggly eyebrows, large behinds, thick glasses, lost enamel, broken nails, shriveled arms and crappy clothing. Our ’tis of thee will be a land of upright lizards.

Jim Fragale exercised solo in Riverside Park. His T-shirt: “Hang in. Hold on. But, do not hold out.”

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